lojain

a VERY beautiful girl who makes a great friend. has good grades, kind personality, and lots of friends. a lojain is a great listener who is always there for you.

boy #1: wife her up.
boy #2: why?
boy #1: she's a total lojain!

by jordyn t:) January 8, 2017

Lojopy

To have a small or below average penis

Nick knows how to use his lojopy.

by the true gazlay September 14, 2011

LOJS

Lack of Jaz Syndrome. This apparently happens when your so fucking awesome your friends become addicted to your essence of awesome. Quick go hang out with Jaz before you suffer the horrible effects of this disease. These effects are as listed:
1. your life will become boring and meaningless
2. Loss of appetite
3. Loss of the ability to laugh
4. Slight thoughts of sucide

so quick go get yourself checked for LOJS

"One in every 32.5 babies sufferes from LOJS. Get your self checked"

Person 1: "Hey wanna hang out tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Sorry I can't I'm chillin' with Jaz I havent seen him in a week and the LOJS is killing me."

by Ernie McCrackin' June 18, 2008

lojban

the most logical language, created in the 1980s by the lojban institute, and based off of loglan, an ancestor of lojban from the 1950s

lojban has no ambiguity or exceptions. for this reason it is often appreciated by intellectuals. although it has a devoted following on the internet, it has largely failed to catch on in the real world

me: "mi prami do"
her: "huh?"
me: "it means i love you in lojban"
her: "oh i thought it was a cuss or something"

by steppro July 12, 2011

lojack

#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.

#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.

by D April 9, 2005

loji

Loji is beautiful, well mannered and kind person has a unique name

Loji-pretty confident human

by Lfy tyn June 7, 2021

loja

juraj loj

loja = juraj loj

by traktor1234 April 4, 2023