When a man stuffs feces into the vagina and anus of his partner, has sexual intercourse with both orifices, and transmits HIV to the unknowing partner whose orifices are filled with shit.
Dude, Zachary totally gave that fat stripper the Lo Mein Buffet last night. Wait till that bitch finds out she's got AIDS, that's gonna be fuckin hilarious!
by Dick Slap Death February 4, 2010
Get the Lo Mein Buffetmug. by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022
Get the lo mein burritomug. by Freshboi May 17, 2021
Get the Clam lo meinmug. Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
by KingPhene February 4, 2024
Get the back alley lo meinmug. Suppose two people are roleplaying and one says "Stop", it doesn't necessarily mean stop but if they say "Lo mein", it means stop.
by Deya McCann September 26, 2022
Get the Lo meinmug. She downloaded the tik tok and the Chinese gave her the lo mein brain. Nothing but a zombie now. Her barin turned into Ramen noodles.
by Tree sap May 1, 2023
Get the Lo mein braimug.