Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

wizarding

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.

A: Hey man, what happened to your face?
B: Oh, me and the guys went wizarding last night.

by 5CH5 September 23, 2012

lisading

Pronounced "Liss-uh-ding"
Combination of the words "Listening" and "Reading"

Present tense of what you would call "Reading" an Audiobook

Past tense; "Lead"
Present; "Lisading"
Future; "Lead"

You: "So I was lisading to this book on Audible the other day..."

by givafuk April 1, 2017

wizardings

someone who is god-like or above the average person

@wizardings is literally god

by puttergunk January 8, 2021

lizardish

It means that was kinda gay so cut it out

Person one: yo I just got some pickles

Person two: woah buddy that was kind of lizardish slow ya roll

by Daddymcdaddy March 14, 2021

Liaring

Liaring is the act of lying. You are liaring if you are in the act of telling a lie.

Remy: Wow I thought Ethan was liaring.
Ethan: You mean lying?
Liam: No it's liaring.
Ethan: That's not a word.
Liam: Yes it is stop liaring.

by HoboPav July 10, 2018

Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 31, 2007