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Lizard

Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.
Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.
by Saint Jamie March 27, 2015
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Lizard

When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.
Jesus, Bernard looks like a Lizard.

How high was that fool
-He looked like a straight lizard!
by AJ La Flare August 12, 2011
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Lizard

Godly bloke. "Anyone smash any lizzards last night?" Trained bloke "Yeah, smashed joanna the blue rocket again" godly corporal "nice one, wash your dick with melted hexi block to be safe , she's a right lizard."
by Crowbagoftheday February 26, 2019
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Lizard

"Look at that lizard!"
by herpderplizard October 20, 2011
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Lizard

Student 1- who is the principal at HHS
Student 2- Lizard
Student 1- like an actual lizard
Student 2- yup Mr.Futral
by Rando2 February 26, 2022
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Lizard

Lizard = Dick, Pennis, Hammer, Cock, wherewer you call it.
"If you squeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
motorhead
by Mali_BU April 22, 2010
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Lizard

Someone who tries to crawl up to higher status than others.
Stop being such a lizard!
by Viperbsd April 1, 2017
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