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We're off to see the Lizard...

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.
The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...
by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2020
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Serial Liars

Serial Liars — A dark past time of MAGA Republican Party members.

Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.

Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.

In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.

By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.

Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.

Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.

George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.

Almost.
The most dangerous thing about Serial Liars Is that they blend in and look just like everyone else.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023
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Lazarbeam

A BLOODY FUCKING LEGEND WITH ANOTHER FUCKING LEGENDARY DOG CALLED WILLEH. TRUE BLUE AUSTRALIA. HE WILL FUCK YOU HATER CUNTS UP.
Here comes the legend himself, the one, the only, LAZARBEAM!
by ARANDOMKIDNAMEDFINN October 3, 2018
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician September 8, 2019
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Code Lazar

The code you should use, you use said code by going to the bottom right hand corner of the Fortnite item shop, then clicking on the Support a Creator button, then typing in Lazar, make sure you spell it with two a's, if not thats not the right code!!!!!!
Loser: yeah I use code muselk
Bloody Legend: we'll I use code lazar, and you should two
by CrispyZ April 29, 2019
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Liar In Chief

Nickname for a head of government whose statements regularly have such tenuous links with reality that he/she is not taken seriously by others, except, perhaps by such people as are earning a living by trying to explain away the lies of their employer.
The press secretary is struggling to make credible the words of his liar in chief.
by Wryface March 20, 2017
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Motivational Lizard

Some say he is truth, the wrong say otherwise. A purple lizard with green beautiful spots. He is known for his famous quote, “ ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget “ Motivational Lizard 2014.
I love the motivational lizard.
by ihaveallmyfingers April 27, 2020
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