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Get the Little Johnny mug.1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
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Get the little johnny mug.(1) An obnoxious person who contradicts others often for the purpose of showing off. The contradiction is typically irrelevant or unimportant. A reference to an article or journal is usually included as support for the contradiction.
(2) Any irrelevant contradiction, usually preceded by the following phrases: actually, just so you know, you're wrong.
n.b. Nearly everyone in the world is a little jenny.
(2) Any irrelevant contradiction, usually preceded by the following phrases: actually, just so you know, you're wrong.
n.b. Nearly everyone in the world is a little jenny.
"Wow the sky is so clear today," says John.
Jenny chimes in, "Actually, you're wrong. There's one cloud in the sky. I read in an article that the sky has to be completely free of clouds in order to be considered clear."
"Don't be such a little jenny," John replies, slapping Jenny across the back of the head.
Jenny chimes in, "Actually, you're wrong. There's one cloud in the sky. I read in an article that the sky has to be completely free of clouds in order to be considered clear."
"Don't be such a little jenny," John replies, slapping Jenny across the back of the head.
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