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Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.
Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll
by Rareformed November 29, 2025
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Little Caesars Diet

Something that is the opposite of a diet.
That kid over there has gained 20 lbs on the Little Caesars Diet
by Hahaha Mara ha February 8, 2010
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Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.
"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022
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Jimin from Little Caesars

Jimin from Little Caesars is the queen of streaming Fake Love by BTS, btw you should totally listen to it
by Jiminmemories June 25, 2018
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little ceasars

Place where broke ass people like you and I go to get a $5 pizza. While it may be good until the 4th slice, your asshole will leak more than the McDonald's bathroom. But, their pizza is $5, and you can't beat that.
Tim: Damn, that was some hella pizza from that Little Ceasars place man.
John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.
by IchWohne November 21, 2013
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the little caesers effect

the effect of certain things that states that something slaps when there isn't someone in your ear saying it's ass
"little caesers goes hard as shit when there isn't someone in your ear sayin its trash"
"thats the little caesers effect"
by Butters my Butthole™ June 24, 2021
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