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Literable

When you are literal and therefore gullible.
He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.
by AngelJean April 14, 2021
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Litereally

Exactly. A replacement for the often erroneously used “literally.”
“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
by MikeInDC January 14, 2021
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literate

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)
by CPU Killer January 31, 2005
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liter

by jimmy kohlberg July 27, 2004
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literally

Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.

Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.
"I literally sucked on those jugs!"
by Arel Blyste January 28, 2008
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literally

a much misused adverb, often for emphasis
"I literally died of embarrassment."

"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"
by RockYfella December 5, 2003
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literality

The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009
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