Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022

lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Listeningish

Listening while multi-tasking, especially video games or anything on ESPN

Karen explained, in great detail, why she was upset. Jim was listeningish while playing Fortnite

by DeathWaffle4432 May 25, 2023

youtube littering

seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.

man: "damn why can't i watch the original version of 2 become 1 by the spice girls? i can't see it for all the youtube littering of karioke versions"

by Rachael Seahorse December 9, 2008

listering

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering

Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering

by Mandman November 5, 2017

i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now

bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you

by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021

wispering eye

it means vagina ie. pussy,cunt,twat ext

pussy cunt snatch wispering eye

by ace boogie 123 March 30, 2009