Lise

A girl who loves to suck dick and treat you like the king you are

My new GF is a real keeper, she's a Lise

by liesjepiesje June 09, 2020

Lise

Someone who sucks at geography and doesn’t know anything about the world.

Person 1: I totally failed that geography test today!
Person 2: yeah me too, I was such a Lise today.

by Josu101 January 28, 2020

Lisee

A person that isn’t a loser.

You are such a Lisee I can’t believe you thought you were loser.

by Brotherly April 11, 2021

Lise

A Lise is a very rare form of human being. They have a direct link with mermaids and generally live near water.
Due to it's few number it's not uncommon to spend your entire life without meeting a Lise, however you should consider yourself very lucky if you befriend one. Lise are the best artists and friends that you can meet. For that you should be grateful, humans don't deserve Lise.

Such talent, such Lise.

I am so lucky to have a Lise in my life.

This was not a nice time for me, thankfully I had a Lise with me.

by Jackxline June 06, 2017

Lising

ITS NOT SPELLED LEASING OR LACING ITS LISING
I AINT NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE NAMED LISINH

My name is lising

by maya with an i January 05, 2022

lise

1. to part from a chatroom abruptly or spontaneously.
2. to interject, in chatroom dialogue, utterances that are seemingly both irrelevent and inconsequential.
3. to interject, in chatroom dialogue, with narcissistic flair.

1. *Chatter-X has left the chatroom.
<Chatter-Y> OMG, X just pulled a lise.

2. <Chatter-Y> My mom passed away today.
<Chatter-Z> Oh that's terrible news, Y. I'm sorry :/
<Chatter-X> So who wants to see my new quilt?
<Chatter-Y> Why must you always lise in here, X?

by giada palmese February 01, 2007

lisely

A person who doesn’t care about anyone but herself and lies and create drama. She is also very intelligent when it comes to school.

Lisely is a bitch

by Lisely January 26, 2018