Lionel Messi 

the Argentinian football/soccer player who was won 7 Ballon D'ors, 3 Champions League, 8 La Liga titles , 1 Ligue Un Title and several other trophies in football/soccer

Lionel Messi has scored in many games for FC Barcelona

Lionel Messi by Leslie Monk August 24, 2022

Lionel Messi 

He is the former 6 ballon d'Or winner, even playing completely like Lingard in the 2019 season, he still won the ballon d'Or, he is known for being addicted to a substance, which is called bottling in the Champions League, like in those games:

Roma 4x4 Roma win on away goals
Liverpool 4x3 aggregate
Juventus 3x0 in aggregates
Bayern 8x2
Recently he has caught covid-19...or he is just playing that bad.

Messi was part of the best front 3 to ever exist, it consisted in Messi, Suárez and Neymar Jr, the MSN trio, after the 2016-2017 UCL Neymar couldn't stand Barça bottling in the UCL and moved to PSG...but he moved mainly because of THE SHIT TON OF CASH HE WOULD GET.

In 2020 Ronald Koeman terminated Luis Suárez contract and Messi clearly wanted a move after that, which he didn't get, he stayed at Barça, so he is like: FUCK YOU, and i will see you tomorrow.

1-Duuude, I did great in the test!
2-Good for you, I did a *Lionel Messi*...
1-Oh so you flopped...what grade?
2-I did an entire Barça...
1-Ok, so you got a 2?
2-Yeah...
1-Oh cool, I got an 8.

Lionel Messi by mr Sarcastic October 21, 2020

Lionel Messi 

the biggest fraud in the history of football, flopped 4 international finals and goes missing in the champions league (CL) once his team faces another elite team, prefers to stat-pad against the likes of getafe and osasuna which inflates his stats and perpetuates hyperbolic propaganda on the internet from the likes of Gary Lineker, B/R Football, Messi Magic, and others of the likes

any criticism of him is witch hunted by his fans, best advised to not have a debate with any of them if the topic is Messi vs Ronaldo as they project the most degenerate football knowledge on the internet

Messi libtard: But Penaldo is only a goalscorer11 Lionel Messi is a goalscorer and a playmkaer11
smart fan: that logic is poor, there's plenty of footballers that take up the role of both goalscorer/playmaker and had ballon d'or level stats that aren't considered better than Messi, peak Baggio for example, also it's unfair to say Ronaldo doesn't do enough collectively when Ronaldo's assigned position, restricts that very opportunity. Also also, Ronaldo doesn't have to playmake to be considered more "complete" than Messi as he's involved in a ton of other ways like aeriel threat, runs, counter, WF, etc...

Lionel Messi by cccantona March 24, 2019

Lionel Messi 

The best football player of all time. THE GOAT. THE KING.

Person 1: Ronaldo is the GOAT! He has so many goals and trophies!
Person 2 : But does he have a World Cup like Lionel Messi?

Lionel Messi by haaf_z007 May 9, 2023

Lionel Messi 

fraud

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp

Lionel Messi by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023

Lionel Messi 

The goat of Fútbol/Soccer.

The meaning of Lionel Messi, The greatest player of all time in soccer/Fútbol

Lionel Messi by Maon123456789 March 3, 2025

Lionel Messi 

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)

1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"

Lionel Messi by barca09 March 12, 2025