Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

[Sonny Liston]

The famous heavyweight boxer, often used by people after a victory, in anyting.

"Dayum sonny liston where you at!!"

by idontknowwhatimtalkinabout March 29, 2007

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

Linton Lie

An account given by a White Saviour detailing their adventure as a voluntourist, saving the poor in African Countries.

Louise returned to Scotland and told Linton Lies about how she'd saved so many poor African Children

by Draedus July 15, 2016

lidstone

A lidstone is a person who enjoys their own private space, is a whizz with a spreadsheet and gives you great tv series recommendations. Trustworthy and sound, everyone needs a Lidstone in their life.

He was such a Lidstone. He had that data in a spreadsheet before you knew it.

by Alpacafan February 10, 2022

pulling a linton

the act of being out of school (usually after finishing a degree/diploma/certificate program) and not having a job or doing any kind of work while living off the charity of your parents.

He's been out of school for a couple of months now but he still doesn't have a job. He must be pulling a linton.

by Mr. No Job May 23, 2008

liston

Liston is a sprawling group of people that are(to put it simply)- game changers... A Liston will not dick around. A Liston will bring life to any board meeting, party, double date with a mere waft of their B.O from the door announcing their presence.
To be a Liston is a non-refundable gift to be celebrated by anyone in a Listons presence.

Fuck me Godfrey did you smell that? A Liston girl is coming to fuck shit up! It is about to get real in here thanks to a Liston

I wish I was a Liston

by GeoffreyGodfrey December 20, 2015