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lot lizards

Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?
by dangerdanger77 August 23, 2006
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Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!
by JohnBitch May 7, 2009
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LizardSquad

A large group of homosexual males that lives in their parents basement and think they are hackers because they can DDOS servers and copy/paste code.

These lonely homosexuals have started becoming noticed by the public after their "DDOS" attack on PSN and XBL; "they claimed"!

They also have some brain-damaged fans who encourage them to DDOS more servers and websites since they have nothing better to do in their lives.
An example of a nerdy quote from LizardSquad, "Microsoft props to you for giving us a challenge, good work. Sony, smh."
by Becausewhocares August 26, 2014
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Rebeca Linares

The stage name of Spanish pornographic actress, Verónica Linares. Linares is known for her passionate and homo erotic scenes.
Rebeca Linares film: Women Seeking Women 40
by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010
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Linard

Tall, uber cool, sexy. Skin the color of sweet mocha and a deep soul within. And one fine Master Hairstylist/Barber that is not gay! And can out shop any female on the planet. Knows how to put it together, and take it off. Easy, like Sunday mornings.
Linard Style.
by klingonlursa February 3, 2010
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leaping lizards

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"
Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!
by fishtoe July 4, 2011
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Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.
Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.
by shockin burt June 2, 2018
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