limposter

Someone who walks with a limp, despite being physically healthy, in order to avoid a sport or other activity.

John didnt help us move today because he said he sprained his anke. He is such a limposter

by raphec December 22, 2009

limosexual

A guy who has a keen interest in and whose tastes run to the contemporary and expensive - ostentatious even - in apparel, accessories, home decor, linens, art, movies, places, people and events. Appreciates bling, and will buy faux if real is beyond reach. Many of his memories may center on the statement made by what he or someone else was wearing. Is always ready to hop into a limo, preferably with supermodels in shiny, gold stilettos and glittery cleavage. If it doesn't work out like that, they'll shop online together for new Nikes. You never know when the cameras may fall on you, and he is ready for it.

Chris and Nathan are spending the day at the mall. It took them a while to leave the house because their outfits were too matchy-matchy and Chris found a crease in his sneaker. They are total limosexuals.

by AgeandTreachery January 22, 2010

Limbosexual

Someone who is "between genders" or "non binary"

You aren't nonbinary, you're limbosexual.

by Doctor Goondis April 16, 2019

Liposexual

One who prefers romantic partners of large stature.

I'm a Liposexual. I would sprint past Margot Robbie naked and begging to get to Tess Holliday

by @JackHenryFaust November 11, 2021