Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt

The four coolest words ever.
As said by Billy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.

by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009

Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

soggy lightning bolt

male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts

by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.

Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.

by BenPaterson December 12, 2021

Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014

Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

by Carzand December 14, 2008

Lightning Bolt

Noise Rock/Experimental Rock duo from Providence consisting of Brian Gibson on Bass and Brian Chippendale on Drums and Vocals. Known for crazy, loud, chaotic sounds as well as their intense, confrontational live shows.

Lightning bolt are the true definition of Noise music.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 19, 2012