Library

a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

Taken from Family Guy
Chris: "What's a library, dad?"
Peter: "Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."

by Tec Nine June 2, 2009

Library

The Center area of gloves or mittens where your fingers can meet to warm up especially when outside in the winter. This definition comes from the movie "The Day after tomorrow" when the cold comes and the group of new yorkers go into the library to stay warm.

Rebecca: Hey Zack, I am going to go to the Library.
Zack: I know what you mean; my hands are freezing too.

by Schillz January 12, 2008

Library

Day shelter for:
a. children without responsible parents
b. recently released adult convicts

As your parole officer, I suggest you spend more time at the library.

by Fish Head 2008 December 16, 2008

library

the bathroom (because its where people have time to read)

im going to the library.

by AEF August 16, 2004

library

Where millenials go to have sex

Hey girl lets go to the library

by King Obama 640 October 8, 2017

library

It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

"What's a library, dad?

Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."

by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003