slap leather

To pull out your gun in a gunfight. It comes from the Old West, where gunslingers carried pistols in leather holsters.

"Don't ever slap leather with Clint Eastwood."

by sublimeade October 20, 2008

leatherdyke

A dyke (homosexual woman, lesbian, queer woman) who does kink or BDSM with other women. So named because of the very common leather sexual fetish (similar to same in the gay men's leather community) that exists in the women's queer/kink community.

The term leatherdyke applies equally to tops, bottoms, and switches.

One need not own or wear leather to self-identify as a leatherdyke. But it helps.

I had a date with a leatherdyke last night, and she spanked me. I think I liked it.

by Miselaineous July 23, 2006

Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

Leather Facing

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.

My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.

by TWC.TV March 21, 2017

Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.

guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.

by Brent Handles February 21, 2009

All Leather

A band that sounds like the soundtrack to a gay preschool postnoisecore moombaton aesthetic.

Have you guys ever listened to All Leather?

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020