Lindenmeyer

When your teacher takes 2 or more weeks to grade a project.

Person 1: Dude our teacher is such a Lindenmeyer.
Person 2: I know right, he hasn't graded that project yet and its been like 2 weeks!

by AAtticus October 22, 2019

Brock Landers

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.

Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!

by broke lenders January 19, 2012

Leandering

When a guy lifts up his girl with one arm and roughly destroys her pussy with his remaining hand while singing old fashion french songs.

Person 1: Last night i heard some girl moaning and a guy singing some old fashion french songs.

Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.

Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone

by Trunks July 29, 2016

lindened

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.

"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."

by Cocoanut May 8, 2007

Till Lindemann

The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.

Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.

David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.

Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.

by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011

Lina Leandersson

Born on September 1995 Lina is a timid beautiful half Iranian and half Swedish girl who played a vampire named Eli in Let the Right One In directed by Tomas Alfredson. It was her debut and found the audition of Eli through the internet. She was 11 years old at the time when Let the Right One In was filmed back in 2007.

Leandersson's performance has received much critical acclaim and was In the Chicago Film Critics Association Awards 2008 she was nominated in the category Most Promising Performer

Lina Leandersson is an awesome actress who will one day make it to Hollywood

by capulong December 28, 2008

till lindemann

Leader singer for Rammstein. Sex on two legs. Lyrical genius.

If I met Till Lindemann I'd jump on his dick so fast he wouldn't know what had hit him.

Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.

by Mssr. Voldemort January 11, 2006