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A nigger dragon from the 10th reich. He and Reichsmarschal Göring played penis swords in the Wolf's Lair latrine during vitally important meetings that were crucial to war efforts.
SS Guard: Heir Göring, they need you in the planning room sir, the allies plan on invading Normandy tomorrow.

Göring: .......yeah no thanks piss off you low ranked minion. I'm high on morphine and need to play penis swords with that dear sir, Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III.
by Penis Fencer On Guard ol' Chap September 14, 2019
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Leopoldinism

Constantly saying stupid things. People who are leopoldinist are always called ´Leopoldine
Leopoldinism is the worst of the deseases, I really hope I will never be like that…
by geisbbeheje November 3, 2022
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Leopold

A young G from the suburbs who can slide in your girls dms and skeet in a girls face even after a bad date.
Leopold a young g killer he don't get no shit from no body
by Polito Co September 14, 2017
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King Leopold

1.An authority figure who rarely or never visits the place he rules, but instead leaves his cruel underlings to terrorize his subjects.

After the Belgian King Leopold and his brutal absentee rule of the Congo.
Dave: Damn, John, I didn't get the 15th off like I was promised! It's my sister's wedding! I'm calling the District Manager!

John: Oh, you mean King Leopold? He doesn't give a shit. Besides, he only comes around here once or twice a year.
by BReal81 May 11, 2007
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Leopold II

One of the worst people in history

He was Belgium's king from 1865-1909, and created a nation known as the Congo Free State in 1878.

During this time, rubber was needed more than ever. So he enslaved the population, and forced them to harvest rubber, which he would later sell. If people didn't meet quotas, their hands would be severed, or they'd be flogged. Those who refused to work were executed. He conscripted a private army known as the Force Publique, and drafted members from local tribes

During this time, they had to import their ammo from Europe, which was very expensive. They also fought wars with local tribes. So they made a system to save ammo: When his soldiers killed a man for not fulfilling the quota, they cut off his hand as proof. But the soldiers used the ammo to hunt, so to cover for the loss of bullets, they cut people's hands off while they were still alive. They would also use machetes in order to save ammo. They even cannibalized their victims.

One Christian pastor who came to this region described the horrors, noting "Wicker baskets filled with human hands. Every day, handless bodies would wash down the river. The houses of the overseers were adorned with human skulls in the front yard." The Belgian government eventually colonized the region, bringing an end to the Congo Free State.

It is estimated this killed over 10 million people in the Congo, roughly half the population. Yet, he is barely known in the world, only in Belgium and Africa.
More people should know who Leopold II was.
by LtLemonade March 14, 2021
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Leopold Slikk

Angry German Kid that he likes sausage eggs and who smashes keyboard
Leopold Slikk, how dare you failed your quiz? You're grounded for 3 months with no computer and sausage eggs. (not too much amount of time)
by GLDCGonzales May 23, 2018
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Leopold

Leopold can be a very good friend if he wants to. He may be shy, even anxious, at first but if you show him you mean to be there for him, his friendly surprise box will explode. In it you will find sweetness, honesty, silly jokes, hugs, smiles, patience, understanding and spirituality. Leopold may find it hard to open up and face trust issues throughout his life. Thats because life does these things to you and he should know that he is not the only one. Don't push him, don't pressure him, if he feels connected he will approach you. Until then keep living your life and don't take it personally.
"Leopold called me today! I was so surprised! Out of the blue. He asked me if i want to meet him in Calcutta in 2022!"
"Wow. You're such a lucky woman. Are you going?"
"Sure. But its too early to start packing, isnt it?"
by Krkič June 26, 2019
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