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litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.
{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
by Telephony June 14, 2014
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Clean your litterbox

1 Female who is not hygienically clean. Dirty virginia.

2 Male or Female who just talk to much shit, Lies or offensive

language
1. Boy to girl after sex: "Girl clean your litterbox."

2. Mother to daughter: "Shamikwa clean your litterbox.

3. Mike you kiss your wife with that mouth, "clean your litterbox.
by omyhell February 4, 2010
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Letterboxing

Tribadism or the lesbian act of rubbing two vulvae together (commonly known as scissoring) when practiced in secret by two Muslim lesbians.

The term is inspired from the comment, considered derogatory by some, by British politician Boris Johnson, who described Muslim women wearing burkas as looking like letterboxes. Given the parallels between a woman in a burka being hidden away from society and lesbianism not being able to be practiced openly in Islamic communities, as well as the colloquial description of a woman’s vagina as a box, this term to describe this sexual act seems particularly poignant.
It is not just their faces that need to be hidden from society. When Fatima and Aisha indulge in some hot letterboxing it’s inevitably conducted behind closed doors. Sadly, there’s no scope for perverts like me to get a sneaky peak.
by Boring Lawyer August 10, 2018
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Letterbomb

1. A letter or text message in which your girlfriend breaks up with you in a harsh manner. (Which makes them a pussy)

2. A really bad ass song by the American Punk Rock band Green Day.
Meaning 1:
Guy 1: Alison sent me a letterbomb.

Guy 2: What's a letterbomb?

Guy 1: Just look it up in the Urban Dictionary.

Meaning 2:
Guy 1: have you heard Green Day's song Letterbomb?

Guy 2: Yeah, bro. Makes me cry every time.
by alqpxjvh January 30, 2015
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Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
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dead letterbox

A prearranged place for a swap or drop of information or goods. Particularly common usage with Spies or drug dealers.
"The Microfilm was left at the dead letterbox as arranged. We can now release the prisoner."
by Andy 696969 October 17, 2006
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To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.
I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.
by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009
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