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To pair up or set up a situation aimed to pair up two women or lesbian identified people into a relationship in a piece of writing, head cannon or ship. Used neutrally or positively in the queer community. Bigots get it slapped out of their mouth.
There are no kens in this barbie mansion so I'm going to lesbopair doctor barbie and hawaiann barbie.
I had my protagonist forget her wallet at the counter so the barista will have to show up at her apartment which will let me lesbopair them later.
I lesbopair Scully from X-files and Tilly from ST:Disco.

The author lesbo paired the two secondary characters and I'm here for it.
I would lesbopair those in my script but I'm going to kill one and don't want to do the dead lesbian trope.
Édouard-Henri Avril lesbopaired the mermaids in his painting "Sappho"
by Bilesbia June 1, 2021
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Lesbosaurus

An old lesbian relic fully equipped with wrinkled labia lips.

A woman who just came out of the closet yet, was known for being a lesbian way beforehand.
"Did you know wanda sykes was a lesbian ?! she just came out of the closet ! please that was so obviously and old news, shes a lesbosarus by now"

"Im going to stop by Pat Fields in the morning to by some new clothes, since im her number one client that old lesbosaurus"
by elle<3 February 16, 2009
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lesboatrics

cut the lesboatrics darling!
by ounce of mirth June 18, 2003
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lesbitarian

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.
No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.
by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010
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Leosbotard

A leotard that is worn by a very butch dyke who is working out by running up the escalator at JC Penney's. Awwwwwwwww yeah!
"So, I'm going to go by a leosbotard. Wanna cum with me?"
"Skank! You're lesbotronic!"
by Sapphicretia O'Riordan March 20, 2010
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lesbatarian

One of those Vegetarian, Lesbian types, who eat chicken 'n' fish, but claim to be a vegetarian, and they have strong opinions on everything, like fox-hunting or ANYTHING else that doesn't concern them. Not only that but they're all hypocritical, minge-munching losers, with names like Charisma, Faith or Moonbeam. OH, oh, and they all pronounce they're name differently.. like instead of stefani, it's STEFarrny! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Charisma: I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!
by H.T.J November 19, 2004
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lesbotard

A lesbian and a retard combined. Someone who is acting in a matter that is considered slow and worthy of being called a lesbo.

A put down that can be used in most context.
"That girl was all over me dude." Adam
"What are you talking abour she clearly thought you were a lesbotard."Nick

"Why are we stuck at the mall with your brother?"John
"My parents are lesbotards and make me take him everywhere."Ashely
by NickA. September 22, 2008
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