lert

the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.

After being struck, Myrtle was lert.

It sucks to be lert.

by Peruvian Hairless March 7, 2008

lert

the unecessary use of question marks.

dumb prep: haha cool? ok?
awsome kid: you just totally lerted, you dumb fuck.
dumb prep: would it be cool if i knew what that meant? yo?

by a_to_the_lley June 25, 2006

lert

shorthand for 'see ya later'.

"I've gotta go - Lert!"

"Ok, then, see ya lert."

by heyman8 June 3, 2009

lert

big stank...thats all

everytime i fart it smells like lert

by Corebore13 January 12, 2008

pee-lert

A warning to friends that the video, song, photo, or writing being linked to is so funny that it may cause one to piss oneself.

A portmanteau of 'pee' and 'alert.'

FUNNY PEE-LERT!
Do not watch the following video if you have a bladder control problem. Disregarding this warning may result in wet pants and all your friends pointing and laughing at you.

by MacKay October 27, 2008

Lert

Lert, meaning “let’s go” in a non enthusiastic tone.

Person One:“We won the game!”
Person Two:“Lert.”
Person One:“Wow, thanks for the enthusiasm.”

by Echox April 16, 2025