Liquor lenses

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
I had my liquor lenses on and didn’t notice she’s maybe a 2.5 on a good day.
by Juls15 June 14, 2018
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lez lenses

The lesbian version of gaydar: you can sense the girl is a lesbian, because your lez lenses were working.
My lez lenses were working well that day, because that girl is definitely a lesbian.
by aprildaisy74 January 15, 2011
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foggy lenses

Foggy Lenses is a pot smoking game similar to a drinking game where you take bong (or similar) hits instead of drinking. The way the game works is that every time you die you have to watch your kill cam and take a hit. If you are killed by an explosive, thrown knife, or melee attack you take 2 hits, and you also take 2 more if you get your death streak. The game Foggy Lenses was created by a group of xbox live gamer friends, late one night, while playing Modern Warfare 2. The name "Foggy Lenses" comes from the fact that being high makes your vision foggy and the kill cam in game has a lens. The creators of this game do not all smoke so it has been played as a standard drinking game. The game has also been used with multiple other first person shooters with similar rules and results.
Alex: That foggy lenses game fucked me up last night.

Andrew: I know man, I woke up still high.

Greg: That game is great. Want to play again tonight?

Alex and Andrew: Sure. Lets pack a bowl and get started.

Scott: But all I have is a 24 pack of Pepsi.
by Tragen December 24, 2009
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Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)
Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.
by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021
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foggy lenses

Where a male after having sex with and/or receiving head from a woman then unexpectedly withdraws his penis from the woman's mouth, vagina, or in some lucky cases, her asshole and busts his load onto her glasses then in a windshield wiper like motion he spreads the cum around until it fills both lenses with a white glaze; thus making the lenses of her glasses foggy.
Oh hell yeah I fucked her, I gave her some foggy lenses too.
by Robert Anthony April 23, 2008
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Lense Envy

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
by PaulCR February 19, 2009
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Are your lenses clear?

This question is a great way to start a conversation! Anyone that you ask this question to is bound to respond
Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: What?

Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: I don’t have any lenses

Person A: You must do
Person B: What kind of lenses?
Person A: What do you mean what kind of lenses?
by British Bops May 04, 2019
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