Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.
by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019
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Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"
Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"
Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"
Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"
Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"
by weezarc May 15, 2010
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1.a quality to turn a potentially harmless situation into a life threatening one.
2.An error generating entity often costly to a title challenge or a top 4 finish
3.An inevitably error prone individual capable of great loss/destruction to a team or a group he/she is part of.
4.Lenglol is often used to describe a Centre Back worse than a training cone.
2.An error generating entity often costly to a title challenge or a top 4 finish
3.An inevitably error prone individual capable of great loss/destruction to a team or a group he/she is part of.
4.Lenglol is often used to describe a Centre Back worse than a training cone.
A Lenglol can often irritate your sanity.
A Lenglol a day can take your title challenge away.
Lenglol is LolLeng
LengLol is LengLmao
Lenglol is inevitable.
Avoid Lenglol ,you must Garcia.
A Lenglol a day can take your title challenge away.
Lenglol is LolLeng
LengLol is LengLmao
Lenglol is inevitable.
Avoid Lenglol ,you must Garcia.
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Get the lengloi mug.1. To bitch about absolutely everything, no matter how small.
2. To believe that you are absolutely correct on a subject no matter which persons or facts contradict you.
3. One who has a compulsive fixation on internet pyramid schemes.
4. To be unemployed for 5 or more years since graduation from high school.
5. One who has a compulsive fixation on drinking alcohol and nothing else, worthy of being on a TV show such as Intervention.
6. One who thinks their shit contains no smell, and that everyone else is beneath them.
7. To have a completely negative, self-defeating outlook on life.
8. Act of defeating every reality-based opportunity that presents itself.
9. One who is very immature.
2. To believe that you are absolutely correct on a subject no matter which persons or facts contradict you.
3. One who has a compulsive fixation on internet pyramid schemes.
4. To be unemployed for 5 or more years since graduation from high school.
5. One who has a compulsive fixation on drinking alcohol and nothing else, worthy of being on a TV show such as Intervention.
6. One who thinks their shit contains no smell, and that everyone else is beneath them.
7. To have a completely negative, self-defeating outlook on life.
8. Act of defeating every reality-based opportunity that presents itself.
9. One who is very immature.
1. You are such a lendog. All you do all day is drink beer and complain about the internet pyramid schemes ripping you off.
2. A Lendog: "Everybody sucks! Nobody does nothing. Ill show you, by the time Im done partying with my dudes Ill be a millionaire and you will be nothing."
3. Doug: "Lets go to the beach!" A Lendog: "The beach sucks, the sand is too sandy."
4. A Lendog: "Aaaaahhhhh that dudes a piece of shit cause I can drink 3 cases of beer in 4 hours and he cant"
2. A Lendog: "Everybody sucks! Nobody does nothing. Ill show you, by the time Im done partying with my dudes Ill be a millionaire and you will be nothing."
3. Doug: "Lets go to the beach!" A Lendog: "The beach sucks, the sand is too sandy."
4. A Lendog: "Aaaaahhhhh that dudes a piece of shit cause I can drink 3 cases of beer in 4 hours and he cant"
by Hoyt of Garbagetown July 23, 2008
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