A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.
"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!
"Chinese Landing?"
"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"
"Chinese Landing?"
"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"
by Vinyl_Richie March 30, 2009
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Get the Lediona mug.When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009
Get the Emergency Landing mug.A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or ‘landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the “KER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.
Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"
Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"
Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"
Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"
Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"
by JPaps January 8, 2011
Get the Landing Pad mug.Someone who is doing something unspectacular. Someone who is reading too much into everyday statements. It can also refer to someone who is known to sleep frequently and without warning.
"Hey check out that guy sleeping on the table."
"Yeah man, he is Lenderhawking up a storm over there"
"Why did you just get one drink to share instead of two?"
"dude, stop being a Lenderhawk, we are just friends"
"Yeah man, he is Lenderhawking up a storm over there"
"Why did you just get one drink to share instead of two?"
"dude, stop being a Lenderhawk, we are just friends"
by Armstrongish November 11, 2009
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