lemon tart

lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.

(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"

by click here!.. February 28, 2023

Lemon Tek

A process where you put dried shrooms, chopped up or grinded, into lemon juice. Essentially, the idea behind the lemon tek is that the acidic lemon juice will extract the active alkaloids from powdered mushrooms, increasing the absorption rate, decreasing duration and increasing peak plasma levels.

I'm short on time today so I'm going to lemon tek and be good to go by 5.

by C0ldfax June 23, 2011

Lemon Twins

A nasty duo, who promote false propaganda and fake news to hurt the well being of others

I just invested in a great car company that’s going to change the world. The lemon twins said the cars a dud.

by Bobogogo December 7, 2018

Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

Lemon Tree

A tree that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. All-powerful, all-beautiful.

We have a beautiful lemon tree in the backyard.

by alikitkat August 14, 2008

Lemon-tasteys

A delicious piece of tastey, with lemonade poured over it.

Let's go buy some lemon-tasteys!

by DaveNub June 12, 2008

Lemon twirl treat

A way of fondling both breasts, somewhat akin to how one might juice two lemons simultaneously.

"I love how sensuously Martin gives me a lemon twirl treat"

by Martin Otterwell November 7, 2019