Two Legger

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.

That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.

by Cob07 January 29, 2022

legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

by Joe February 1, 2005

luke leger

A Luke Leger is a man anyone would be lucky to have in their life. He pays close attention to detail in all aspects of life, which may sound odd, but he uses this intellect to surprise you with the most amazing & thoughtful things that never fail to bring a smile to your face and heart. He is a man of his word, extremely patient , understanding and will never let you down (undeservingly). He would do anything for the ones that mean most to him. He will continuously surprise you in greater and more amazing ways than the last... Luke leger is the only man you would need to keep you on your toes with excitement life an beyond, and by beyond we mean: Luke Leger can eat a pussy like a god like you have never imagined could exist before! =)

Luke Leger is a true man you want to keep close to your heart forever...

Burnette: "Damn, my man is so lame he forgot my birthday and been creeping."
Blonde: "Well Find yourself a Luke Leger, He'd never do you wrong."
Burnette: "where would I find that?"
Blonde: " In your dreams..."

by DubCakes May 19, 2014

one legger

A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.

A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.

by Nader R. March 24, 2008

Leclerced

To take out a racing car on the first lap of the race without getting a penalty.

Pierre: Charles just leclerced me.

Lance: I feel you mate.

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

Pulling a Legere

Pronouned "Lezh-air".

Pulling a Legere. One who drives drunk usually for no important reason and for long distances while SEVERELY intoxicated usually but not always resulting in a DUI.

Example 1--
Person #1: "Damn I was so drunk the other night I can't believe I drove all the way across town!"
Person #2 : "Yeah you definitely pulled a Legere, be thankful you didnt get busted.

Example 2--
Person #1 : " Have you heard from John lately"
Person #2: "I heard he got busted pulling a Legere and now he's in the county jail"

by EastsiderLUv February 10, 2009

legley

Legley (v) to call someone legley is to say that you would fuck them and give them the best brain of their life

my boy here is begley

his sister calls me legley
-Nick (the prophet)

by Andys900 May 11, 2021