legitimate businessman

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.

The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.

by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008

Legitimilf

In today's age, MILF's can be quite young due to the influx of young mothers. This has spawned a new elite kind of MILF, the Legitimilf, whom is usually older than 30 but remains very attractive. This term has come about due to there being to many young mothers who are naturally attractive. Legitimilf's must work to stay attractive due to being slightly older, many refer to the need to work at attractiveness as reaching the "downhill slope". By maintaining attractiveness on the "downhill slope" the Legitimilf's have earnt their elite status.

When the "downhill slope" becomes to steep the woman has reached her "Milf-by-date"

EXAMPLE 1:
Erica: "OMG did you hear Stacey's just had a baby?"
James: "Wow she's like a total MILF now!"
Keith: "Dude have you seen HER mum though, now that my friends is a Legitimilf."

EXAMPLE 2:
Hilary Duff is a boring MILF. Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson are Legitimilf's. Stifler's Mom has reached her Milf-by-date.

by Porcelain Patroller August 14, 2012

Legitimate Win

When the winning team's score is equally divisible by the amount of periods of play in the game.

1: The Leafs lost last night!
2: Ya, but the score was 4-3, so we actually won. The Bruins' didn't get the legitimate win.

by sportsfan February 1, 2013

legitimate collaboration

Any constructive educational and intellectual practice that aims to facilitate optimal learning outcomes through interaction between students

Some school in the suburbs might have a legitimate collaboration

by rockwell13 August 23, 2006

legitimately

To really truly feel a certain way

I legitimately hate you

by hannah.e.adam$ November 11, 2015

Legitimate Rape

Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.

"Was it legitimate rape, or was it just like, hilarious prison rape or acceptable acquaintance rape?"

by JPGClog August 19, 2012

Legitimate Pro Tactic

1) A phrase meant to convey that a certain strategy in any form or situation is that used by the actual professionals of that activity. (Best used sarcastically)

2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.

guy 1: "I didn't study for this test, I'm just gonna put 'B' for every answer"

guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"

by Darkmonkey88 July 20, 2010