Lehighton Shuffle

noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.

John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.

by Billy Bob June 3, 2004

Lehigh University

1) A Top ranked engineering college, also home to 15 Electron microscopes, there is no other place in the country that can boast that
2) #3 party school in the Nation, yet also the 32nd best academic university in the Nation (and on its way up)
3) best damn beirut players if the world
4) even if i do go to college off my father's coin, i am still getting two degrees for the price of one, so it balances out
5) school on the side of a mountain, which is the cause of the sexiness of all the ladies
6) im from chicago, how could i have New Jersey tags on my car?
7) one more thing, people who cant win a special olympics spelling bee dont have a mean ACT score of 29 and mean SAT score of 1300 so get off your high horse and stop whining about the fact that lehigh was too good for someone like you

if my father didn't pay $43,000 a year for me to go to Lehigh University, he would be driving a Z-8 right now, but instead he has to live with the Z-4.

by MjsussAEPi April 14, 2006

Lehigh Acres

Located in the outskirts of Fort Myers, FL, this small town has packed a ton of people into it. They have a bowling alley, shopping centers, and a big variety of churches. They used to have a movie theatre but it's a church now. Most people have never heard of Lehigh, but they seem to be attempting at being well known, as they keep on building, and expanding.

While on vacation someone asks a woman where she is from.

Woman: Lehigh Acres..It's right near Fort Myers.

Other person: Oh, I know where Fort Myers is.

by Krystalynnnnn June 24, 2008

lehigh university

An exceptional institution in Bethlehem, Pa dripping with tradition. The # 18 business school in the nation and the engineering program is tops as well. Most Lehigh business students graduate and get jobs for the big 4 accounting firms, making mad money.

The kids at LU are awesome. Everyone gets hammered and you can find a party every single day at school. Work hard- play hard is the mantra and we love getting hammered and peeing ourselves. Everyone is in Greek Life and The Hill is the place to go.

Its Monday night...what are you doing tonight?

Getting hammered on The Hill at Lehigh University.

by DJ Smalls December 1, 2006

Lehigh Valley Lewdacris

Whilst receiving a standing rimjob from a carwash attendant, you begin vigorously gargling previously collected homeless person diarrhea. The act is completed when 5 pieces of corn from said diarrhea gargle fall out of your mouth and land on any part of the rimjob giver's body, causing him to violently projectile vomit straight up your asshole.

I went to get my car washed and ended up falling in love after we did a soulful Lehigh Valley Lewdacris.

by Der_Schnitzle_slurper January 1, 2020

Lehigh University

A school students go to if they wanna get an amazing education, party all the time, and get a job that pays serious gwaps after college.

"Yo dude, I heard you got a job at Goldman Sachs?"

"Yeah I owe it all to Lehigh University. They have serious connections at the banking firms in New York and gave me an amazing education."

by Mos Def1111 August 29, 2009

Lehighton

a small inbred town where your sister might as well be your dad. It's where the girls are skanky and the men are unbathed, jobless freaks and everyone is a toothless wonder. When driving past this town be sure to visit the shitty ass school where the inbred little fucks learn their 1,2,3s. Take notice that the seniors are as smart as the kindergarteners.This is due to the fact that everyone in the facility has some type of mental disorder from centuries of fucking their mothers

I went to visit my uncle betty and aunt john in lehighton

by GoodNightyWhitey August 7, 2008