lazer lazer

(LAZER BEAM)
(YEET)
(FUCKING INSAIN)

(YEET)
(LAZER LAZER)

by wyattgreen_123 April 12, 2021

lazers

mushrooms containing psilocybin

when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!

by alogz February 6, 2007

Lazers

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by That Hobo that isn't a hobo April 25, 2011

the lazer

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")

by Wesley!! April 24, 2009

Lazered

When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!

(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”

by MY&YM July 21, 2021

lazer

The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor

"Dude that was totally lazer"

by Phred October 6, 2004

lazered

Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.

Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!

by Kabran December 15, 2007