Laxtitute

1) A cultureless and classless women.

2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.

The laxtitute grabbed me by my flow and worked by shaft.

by SigmaCha head rush December 12, 2010

laxtitute

A girl that pretends she can play lacrosse, and walks around wearing a sports bra(generally neon) a lax penny, and spandex. The laxtitutes of schools are generally the sluttiest ones, who think that they're too cool. They generally have big boobs and don't hide them.

Guy 1: damn!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!

by yeamanyeagirl October 27, 2011

Laxstitute

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.

1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!

by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Laxstitute

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.

Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.

by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

Laxitute

A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.

Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute

by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010

laxitute

A common breed of women who love lacrosse guys, and will fuck anyone who plays it. Seen mostly in box lacrosse in the Greater Vancouver Area.

They wear shirts of the players who they love or just wanna fuck because damn lacrosse players make big money......

There are large colonies in Coquitlam and Port Moody, less commonly seen in Port Coquitlam, and New West.

Dam look at all the chicks here

90% laxitutes

by youseethatcheckthisout August 13, 2009

laxstitutes

Bitches who cheer at all lacrosse games. Girls who stalk, and obsessively love all lacrosse players.

Damn those laxstitutes were following me after the game yesterday

by meganisawesomehellyeah July 10, 2010