lactating bovoid

A cow-like creature who produces milk. Lactating refers to Lactation, the process of producing milk and bovoid refers to bovine, the term for a cow and by adding "oid" on the end means "similar to".

Excrement of a Lactating Bovoid
Means- Cow Poo

That lactating bovoid is annoying me
Means- That cow is annoying me

by kingpaladin August 5, 2005

lavating

Verb. To make use of the lavatory.

"Dude, where is Josh? He is 'sposed to be here for this meeting?"

"I think he is lavating. Hope he washes his hands."

by Sputicus June 20, 2007

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

laughting

when you are dying of laughter on the inside but it doesn't show on the outside

"I am laughting so hard right now" cried Tom.

by potatoeslikellamas June 12, 2018

lactating turtle

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

by dairon December 18, 2008

crack-a-lactating

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.

Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.

by josepueblo July 24, 2008

Laxatating

Shitting milk.

Mark ate so many dairy products that he started laxatating.

by RainbowJizzSkittleNugget February 5, 2014