Lax Bro

usually found in Jersey or the west coast, bros enjoy chilling, getting (road?) head or dome, playing lax, and drinking Natty light. they make their bitches get them sandwiches and think women should stay in the kitchen. a common habit of a bro is to fuck a girl and then her mom/sister. they are douches. good examples at mylifeisbro.com

Bro 1: hey bro, did you fuck my sister?

Bro 2:yeah, then she made me a sandwich and gave me dome. ice me.

Bro 1: you're chill.

Bro 2: wanna have a sweet lax sesh?

these are some chill lax bro conversations

by ishouldbeinthekitchen August 30, 2010

Lax Bro

Con bro Chill.

Flowseidon is a term given to such Lax Bros like con bro chill (Connor Martin)

by Flowhamad Al Brosef June 3, 2011

Lax Bro

The clothing of a lax bro: hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair (flow). Shorts all year round, and mid calf socks. Do they wear shirts? Maybe, but you're more likely to find them in a pennie. Their vocabulary mainly consists of: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc."

The Ultimate Lax Bro "Hey bros! Anyone care to lax?"

by shroom.toon June 20, 2010

Lax Bro

A Tool; Douche bag; Etc.

Hey, you see the Lax Bros over there?

You mean those tools, right?

Yea of course.

by Bruinsfan3120 June 29, 2011

Lax Bro

Guys who are over-obsessed with lacrosse and that is the only thing they will talk about

Lax Bro: Dude let's go lax.
Everyone Else: Shut the fuck up, you're not cool and your annoying.

by you are annoying May 17, 2010

Lax Bro

Matt Borda the Gonzaga lacrosse player who took the miracle shot at the championship game against Good Counsel.

All the laxtitutes want Matt Borda, the ultimate lax bro.

Every lax bro wants to be Matt Borda

by Washington Sports President June 6, 2011

lax bro

a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes

*Arrives at Nantucket*

Cassie: “Wow, so many hotties! What species are they?!”

Chelsea: “They are known as the lax bros.”

by Shookums666 August 15, 2018