lawrance mathews

a boy that is wild and crazy and likes PvZ garden warfare also loves fnaf (five nights at freddys) and minecraft and loves to play with friends on Xbox 360 and Xbox 1

"wanna play fnaf or PvZ or minecraft"
"sure Lawrance Mathews"

"you are crazy"
"i know"

by breannabear03 May 2, 2018

Laurence massey

The most incredible person in the world he has a huge penis and all the lady's love him

Laurence massey has a big willy

by Small willy man June 28, 2022

Laurence massey

Laurence massey has a huge penis he is amazing and all the lady's love him

Laurence massey is cool unlike a Jason Boland

by Small willy man June 28, 2022

Lawrencemarsh

A 'Lawrencemarsh' is a type of kick used in the sport of rugby union. Specifically, it is a long range point scoring kick used to take a shot at goal,either from a conversion or penalty, from the tee. Unlike the 'GarryOwen' , the 'Lawrencemarsh' is not named after a club but rather a pioneer of the rugby game who heralded from Saltash, Cornwall. According to Cornish myth his young cornish contemporaries; Jack Nowell and Luke Cowan Dickie, in county matches distanced themselves from Lawrence due to his uncanny knack of taking the limelight away from their exploits and kicking the ball over the posts from literally anywhere on the pitch. His longest ever recorded kick sailed over both sets of posts (which is approx 100m ) at the famous Moorlands Lane pitch in Saltash ( well known for its high winds and tasty pastries). Modern exponents of the 'Lawrence Karsh' include ; Leigh Halfpenny, Elliot Daly, Francois Steyn and even the ever-tanned Gavin Henson.

Owen " Elliot, this one is too long for me, and George can't hit a barn door with a banjo: so it requires a Lawrencemarsh"

by NotoriousAJS February 8, 2017

Marie Laurence

Marie Laurence is just the best in the world. She’s the mom friend. Marie is literally the cutest sweetest girl. If you know a Marie Laurence and she loves you, you achieve everything right in life.

-Marie Laurence, i need a Advil, Please?
-Yes, of course!

by Sasooisthebest June 18, 2021

Marie-laurence

a chixx you wont fuck beacause your too ugly,but she'll bewitch you with her flamboyant and unconscious charm.

i hop i'd be Marie-laurence

i'd like to get a Marie-laurence for my birthday

i wish i could date marie-laurence

by ninaflower July 12, 2011

Maya Lawrance

everyone needs a Maya Lawrance in their life. she makes you feel better about yourself.

That was really Maya Lawrance of you.

by Maya Lawrance June 12, 2023