egging the lawnmower

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.

Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."

by jules019 December 20, 2020

rusty lawnmower

When your pubes get stuck in the zipper of your pants

"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

Texas Lawnmower

A sexual act were the couple are doing it doggy style, then the one who is doing all the work grabs their partners arms leaving them only on their knees. Then the person holding the arms proceeds to push the other around the room making motor noises while still fucking.

Johnny gave me a Texas Lawnmower last night, it was wierd.

by KinkyCarl January 23, 2014

lawnmower man

an extreme acid trip where the environment becomes hostile and unreal, much like that in the movie Lawnmower Man

"Yo, everything's going all lawnmower man..."

by JCh December 25, 2002

fight with a lawnmower

A short haircut. As if lawnmower had mowed over their head.

All right mate, had a fight with a lawnmower?

by Stern Boller April 30, 2011

lawnmowned

A new word being used more and more often, it's predecessors are; rambowned, lollerskates and many more.
Used to say someone got owned hardcore.

John got lawnmowned in jail by the rapists every day.

by Qrfl December 9, 2008

Alabama Lawnmower

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style with his family member, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.

Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Alabama Lawnmower on her.

by Fachi07 March 6, 2019