laubenberg

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.

by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013

lauffenburger

A beautiful, wonderful, all around wonderful human being who has a heart of gold and treats people with unconditional kindness. She loves making people happy and values kindness and sweetness above all else.

Lauffenburger is such an amazing and wonderful person

by nmb1993 October 10, 2016

Domenic Langenberg

A man with strength that only korben can be compared to. He is the only gun shearer around who was bitten by a radioactive sheep. The sheep gave him super shearing powers and all people need to do is to shine his special flashlight in the air. He can only be addressed by gun shearer or Big Mac

The Domenic Langenberg has been summoned to the shearing shed.

by anonymous November 17, 2022

leuenberger

A queer assed bitch dude with zero game and an extremely small package.

That Leuenberger couldn't get laid in a morgue with a fist full of fifties.

by @#$ August 4, 2007

Laubenberg

A means of birth control used to clean out the vagina. Similar to a douche but not scientifically effective to prevent pregnancy.

You had unprotected sex? Just go get a Laubenberg and clean yourself out.

by Alex Max Jewell August 20, 2013

langenberg

they are very cool and deserving everyone needs someone with this last name.

omg her last name is langenberg

by capybaraspullup May 18, 2022