Lawned

Lawned- The act of getting shit on or just demolished in something you are trying to achieve of accomplish. Also to go along with it you can be what we like to call Front Lawned, which is the ultimate act of being lawned.

Today I was playing call of duty and I got Lawned with a knife to the back.

by Front Lawned Mark January 20, 2010

well-lanned

Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.

That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010

happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010

Latred

n. (LAY-tred): Latred is exhibited by someone with very little tolerance for tardiness. Latred can be verbalized or it can be given by a nonverbal cue such as turning around in one's chair in an exaggerated fashion to glare at the person who is late (often causing more disruption than the tardy person). Most often, high school teachers, elitist students, coworkers, and bailiffs are guilty of latred.

Latred is a form of straightred

I was late to the lecture and when I walked in, half of the people in the room turned around to stare at me...you could cut the latred with a knife...

by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007

laned

the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla

boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night

hung over guy: got laned

boss: ahhh, that explains it

by ocimatarf October 11, 2009

Latnered

To completely rape a test. The test didn't even stand a chance. If the test was a real person you would be hiding behind a corner in a dark alyway waiting for it. Then taking it by force and putting it up against a wall and just fucking it to death.

Dude, I totally just Latnered my AP Calc test like it ain't no thang

by AsainParents April 1, 2010

pumpkin spice latted

When being pumpkin spice latted, you fuck a pumpkin and cum in and out of the pumpkins mouth onto someone else's mouth. Then throw cinnamon on them.

Example

OMG Hannah , Richard pumpkin spice latted my mom last night. She told me she could still taste the cinnamon!!!!!

by Mystic Flying Tiger On Fire November 24, 2016