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owen lapsley

Owen Lapsley or as most people refer to him as “God” shows his great power to all around by participating in school plays as well as showing his skills in just dance.
Hey man is that shaggy
“No it’s owen Lapsley
by Gamerguy67 February 19, 2019
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ass lapper

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth
by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006
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Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.
Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
by Buttons February 16, 2005
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papa lapped a pap lopped

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.
by theintertron June 17, 2004
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lipples

a person with nipples (preferably a girl) with lickable nipples.

noun: she has lipples
jessica was eating some porkchop sandwiches when Aaron discovered that she has lipples.
by thegurtmeister2 April 20, 2010
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fur lapper

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.
The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.
by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005
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Larple

A side effect of the Burn In drink. It increases serotonin and endorphins to the point where the user will grin uncontrollably, yet they will feel no pain, on account of the serotonin and endorphins. It starts from a regular smile, to one from ear-to-ear, which then wraps around the user's face, tearing their face muscles.

This does not occur if Burn In was used in moderation.
LARRY, STOP DRINKING THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET LARPLE!
by CheesemanLloyd August 30, 2022
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