Simple Lampoon

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021

lavpog

Lavpog is the opposite of «Høypog», if anyone screams this word at you on discord you should go in to hiding immediately. It is a combination of the Norwegian word “lavmål» and «pog/poggers».

Can be roughly translated to “not very pog”.

guy1: declan mckenna ekke så kul
guy2: det var veldig lavpog av deg å si

*anything bad happens*
synne: LAVPOG!

by kittylickertheaswag December 7, 2020

leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

lagport

In online video games, to glitchingly disappear and then reappear somewhere else as a result of lag.

"I can't hit him! he keeps lagporting!"

by Zaenos August 10, 2006

Lampor

The undisputed man within the neighborhood.

"I'm the neighborhood lampor, punani vamper, mess around you'll find My silk
boxers in your mommy's hamper. "

by Esoteric. December 6, 2010

leopold

An all around noble name. Comes from Old English origin and means brave lion. Leo=lion and pold=bold or brave. Can also mean incredibly intelligent and perfect. Anyone named leopold is meant to be a leader. People with this name tend to be really successful and lead really happy lives. I wouldnt be surprised if a Leopold ended up running for President one day

King Leopold was the leader of the Belgians in the late 1800s and his son King Leopold II became one of the greatest leaders in history.

by Jrent April 3, 2010