noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
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Get the lazy cunt mug.A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard
A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.
by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018
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“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”
“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”
“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”
“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”
“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”
“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
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Get the A lazy fuck mug.Laniya is a bad ass motherfucker . She don't tolerate shit from no body .She is very mean and solid. She may even be bipolar but she also a loving and caring person . Laniya is always ready to fight somebody I wouldnt want to test her patients if I were you. laniya is a beautiful talented girl.
(Laniya just that bitch )
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