Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

Landing Pad

A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or ‘landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the “KER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.

Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"

Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"

Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"

by JPaps January 8, 2011

another happy landing

Phrase used to indicate that a ship has landed sucessfully. One of many obi-one liners

*crashes starship into the ground*
"Another happy landing"

by Lumpyland69 February 7, 2017

Lavinya

Lavinya is the beautiful, sweetest and most kind-hearted girl you could ever come across. Don’t be put off by her resting bitch face because as soon as you start talking to her, she’s the most exciting little thing to walk into your life. She’s adorable, clever but also comes with a fierceness to her so try not to get on her bad side. She is beautiful inside and out and will one day bless someone by marrying them and making them the luckiest person alive!

Sudha: Hey have you met my sister Lavinya yet?

Me: No she looks mean and always gives me the evils
Sudha: Noo don’t be silly that’s just her face, she’s really the sweetest
Me: Oh really? I’ll go talk to her now and try and get her number

by YourJaanu2906 January 30, 2020

butter landing

A butter landing is a very smooth landing where you flare up at least 20 degrees and then smoothly put the nose down.

Wow he made a butter landing.

by The Airplane gui February 7, 2022

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013

Lavina

A creative, intellectual woman who works hard for what she wans. She's a go getter and is very much down to earth. Is a blessing to who ever really gets to know her.

"Look, here comes Lavina.. she's so smart!"

by xIEniiGMa-- May 21, 2017