Lank

Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.

Lube + Wank = Lank

by thenarratorpg October 19, 2012

lank

The action of one forcibly grabbing someone else’s face and smearing their hand across the said face or in some cases the eye. This action is used to generally humiliate the lankee and show the dominance and superiority of the lanker. There are varying degrees of a lank ranging from the gentle eye smear to the violent dual hand multiple swipes. A lank can be performed by sneaking up on the lankee or face to face.

“Aw man you just got lanked!”
“It’s alright I’ll lank him back so hard he’ll have stretch marks on his face.”

by Rudolf Schmit February 24, 2007

Lank

Look there's a lank. In other words (there's an Anthony Bachalani)

Lank can be defined as an Anthony Bachalani

by Lank - Real definition April 15, 2019

Lank

The lankiest of the all.
Name typically starts with L.
Always has a small and muscular peen.

Bro, you are looking like such a lank right now.

by Lankerson August 10, 2019

lank

a limp, floppy wiener.

me: katies a lank wanker
kasey: fasho

me and kasey hang like a lank wiener

by lank wieners are wierd June 20, 2004

Lank

Typically describes a loser who can always make you smile no matter what the topic. Not to be confused with a ruhtard, although a "lank" and a "ruhtard" have very similar personalities. The word originated from Bolton, Ontario a small town full of italians and one silly serbian :)

Isn't ninja a martial art? :$" "No your just a lank :)

by sw33tbrad24:) July 23, 2010

Lank

A term derived from 'planking' & 'walking' it literally means to plank in-front of someone who is trying to get somewhere.

Lanking was founded by members of ''WWDD''
(what we do daily)

''dude i think that kid looks like a perfect victim to lank on''
or
''dude that kid was liek OMG! when i lank'd him''

by Willsgotbeer October 3, 2011