Lonigan

A Lonigan is a communist retard who is normally considered a “Creeper” by the female species; activities of a Lonigan consist of drawing, Drinking Tea, And Checking out little kids, they also have a tendency of supporting the fallen political system of Communism.

Even though Lonigans think they have a chance with women, they are sadly mistaken. For women think they are the creepiest lowlifes to have ever graced god’s green earth.

So the Lonigans of the world will remain basement virgins for all of eternity, drawing and fantasizing about the fake women they create and hang on their bulletin boards.

Woman: Ewwww! he's such a lonigan.
Man: Yeah, he definatly will be a virgin for life.

by Jason Lemay May 8, 2008

Jackson Langan

A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan

The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.

by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018

Lonigan

A 6'1 communist idiot claims to be the van gogh of his era. Spends majority of his time drinking and wallowing, leering wikipedia and drawing his regrets and wanking to the hope of finding a group on down on their luck prostitutes. A man whore. Never sleeps....too busy drinking and screwing men and women. Crying drunkenly about friends and girls and children from the hours of 12 am to 5 am at which time he has a shower and wanks. Than rapes an iphone til he gets soemone to agree to pleasure his sick sick fantasies,. which he later draws about in a motel he claims to hate but really loves. an attention whore. smells like shame.,

Look it's Lonigan!

He's looking as pathetic as ever.

by LoniKKK December 27, 2011

Lanniganed

to lose all masulenity.

random guy: that guy is totally lanniganed.
other random guy: yeah that arabic vest really looks like it belongs on a chick.

by bounch_party November 17, 2010

laigan

The name Laigan means who ever is named it is born cute, funny, very sexy and most of all they have the biggest heart and will make you fall in love at glance they’re very charming and usually Male.

My Name is Laigan

by Google services November 23, 2021

colin langan

A man with no cock except for the one in his mouth . A personality that even Jeffrey Dahmer would be ashamed of . his face looks like a rabbit ass cheeks . plus he's gay

I'm glad I'm not (Colin langan)

by Modernwarfare 14 August 13, 2017

Kami Langan

A multidimensional traveler that has the ability to manipulate reality itself.

Dude One: Oh I hope Kami Langan will come to our universe!
Dude Two: I know, right?

by Lyra_Black March 1, 2021