Misti Lane Spencer Abbott

Skanky white bitch trolling for married men.

Are you pulling a Misti Lane Spencer Abbott?

by Abbyfaith October 30, 2008

Lane Snake

Weaving in and out of lanes for personal gains through traffic, annoying other drivers.

That prick is such a lane snake!

by elgato July 18, 2018

lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.

Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020

lane surfing

Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.

Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.

by Warrior 3 December 18, 2013

Lane Slut

Someone who switches lanes continually to try and make better time, especially in heavy traffic.

Passenger: "Stop switching lanes!"

Driver: "Yeah but that ones way faster"

Passenger: "Oh god your such a Lane Slut!"

by TheNickofTime January 27, 2010

lane swagger

The act of swerving in to another lane while driving a vehicle. This is most common around drivers 65 and older.

Damn, here we go again, another blue hair has their lane swagger on. Watch out!

by lane swagger January 25, 2011

lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.

Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"

by Iniamyen August 19, 2013