Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.

“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”

by geesestay July 4, 2025

Lander Slut

an annoying person who finds it funny to ride the lander across the zombie map "Ascension" multiple times to induce sexual stimulation.

Chandler:"That faggot ass queef nugget nigger keeps riding the lander around"

Colton:"Yea what a big nosed, breathin' up all the white man's air lander slut"

by I smell Nigger February 25, 2011

Lander shipper

A person who ships Lander from RosyClozys 'The Music Freaks.'

Lander is a ship that consists of two high-school-aged characters, Luke and Zander.

"I know right! I'm such a big Lander Shipper."

by Dapper_Deer April 24, 2021

Lander University

A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.

She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University

Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.

Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007