Land Whale

-Noun.
Obese person.

Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.

"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."

by RabidIrishman May 15, 2013

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

Land Whale

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)

"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"

by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006

Land whale

A land whale is a girl named Kylie hackenberg. She's nasty and looks like she crawled out of a damn trash can. She's also dating Holden Hastings.

Wow that's one big Land whale

by Lauren williamson September 13, 2017

Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 20, 2024

Rarely Seen Land Whale

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.

Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012