-Noun.
Obese person.
Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.
Obese person.
Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.
"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."
by RabidIrishman May 16, 2013
by DoveSoap January 24, 2015
Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale
by R E A IP 3 R April 02, 2009
A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)
by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006
A land whale is a girl named Kylie hackenberg. She's nasty and looks like she crawled out of a damn trash can. She's also dating Holden Hastings.
by Lauren williamson September 13, 2017
The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
by Big eyed bandit May 28, 2012
Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.
by Logan0787 April 09, 2023