Land Whale

-Noun.
Obese person.

Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.
"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."
by RabidIrishman May 16, 2013
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Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach
"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."
by DoveSoap January 24, 2015
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Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.
Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale
by R E A IP 3 R April 02, 2009
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Land Whale

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)
"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"
by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006
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Land whale

A land whale is a girl named Kylie hackenberg. She's nasty and looks like she crawled out of a damn trash can. She's also dating Holden Hastings.
Wow that's one big Land whale
by Lauren williamson September 13, 2017
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Rarely Seen Land Whale

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
by Big eyed bandit May 28, 2012
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Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.
Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.
by Logan0787 April 09, 2023
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