Lampost

A very big ass dick

"He got out his lampost last night"

by ThePiggy06 March 23, 2020

Lampost

A very tall and lanky person

Person 1: he is huge
Person 2: yeah he is a lampost

by God number2 June 27, 2019

lampost

1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.

Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.

by TheBillNyeSodaMachine April 14, 2016

Lamposted

Exhausted worn out or tired

Dude I just ran four miles i'm so lamposted.

by k-steak September 27, 2011

The Lampost

The greatest quarterback of all time, who at the end of his career was traded to the Senver Donkeys where he finished his career with the greatest runningback of all time, The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The Lampost is easily the greatest qb of all time. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly unstoppable.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 02, 2017