Miss Lammerding

Dumb person, who says actually more times in a lesson than there are atoms in the universe.

Person 1: Actually, I think you will find that actually that is actually wrong.
Person 2: Stop being a miss Lammerding dumb*ss.

by Prickly Cactus February 19, 2019

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

lombardino

1. a word that refers to a lumber jack, bar, or dinosaur

2. a shout that a descendant of the lombards uses when in a moment of extreme ecstacy

1. "Last night, the lombardinos were tired so we went to the lombardino and got so drunk we saw a lombardino!!"

2. "Ohhhh, Ohhhhh, LOMBARDINO!!"

by Steven Lansing January 30, 2008

Constanzo Lombardini

One of the Founding Circle of T.O.O.T.A.P. Head of Chemistry for the Order, and designer of the Standard Box Fez

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 20, 2003

lanyarding

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.

Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.

by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011

lambasting

verb. To hit with a cane.

Guy 1: Dude! That hobo was lambasting this invisible guy with his cane!.

Guy 2: Well, that's San Francisco for you.

by jakerrrrulz October 29, 2010

lamberting

the art of growing a supreme mullet, wearing a Dale Earnhardt earring and wearing jorts.

Dude, why did you come dressed like that to my party?

Come on man, I just felt like lamberting!

by datdude84 December 27, 2011