Laird

An emotional lesbian

laird is an emotional lesbian

by ThiccNibba;) October 15, 2019

Laird

A saliva and sweat machine; one with a pedantic obsesion with signs and chalkboards.

Gillian: Hey Lauren, w... why are you drenched in SPIT?!?

Lauren: Well, I forgot my umbrella and sat too close to the Laird!!!

Gillian: Aww.

by SprocketTalker October 15, 2009

Laird Time

When time is measured in hours, disregarding minutes.

(when it is 8:59) "It's 8 o'clock in Laird Time."

by ROFLHouse January 5, 2006

Hailey Laird

The name Hailey Laird represents a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing and genius girl. She knows how to make anyone's day better than it was. She always knows what to say whenever a good friend is hurt. She is the sweetest friend anyone would be lucky to have. But if you make or mad you better be ready for an argument, she doesn't hold back. And she loves to kill with kindness. She also enjoys cheering and somersaulting over the beds.

"You know what girls? I wish I was a Hailey Laird"
"Sorry, but there is no way you could even compare to such amazement"

by Pow-pow (; March 7, 2010

lexi laird

autistic retard

haha lexi laird stinks

by okokyayayeet May 2, 2019

ooh laird

Expression of delight and amazement when noticing a very attractive person, but always said outside of their earshot. The 'ooh' part can be elongated depending on exactly how attractive the person is, e.g. an absolute fittie would attract an "Ooooooooooh laird!"

MacDaddy: Oh my god, look at that hot girl across the road
Nojworth: Ooooooh laird!

by Lord Nojworth July 18, 2006

laird

Is a basically the next Kevin Durant and or MO BAMBA

He is considered a gangbanger or reping for the N1ggas

Laird can ball out better than all his n1ggers

by anonymous November 23, 2021