lavarrhea

An incredibly hot kind of diarrhea. So hot that it is simply astounding that your ass is not on fire.

Scumbag Steve: Sorry about the mess, but I had some serious Lavarrhea in your bathroom.
Host: That would explain the scorch marks...

by Herr Doktor Doktor March 10, 2011

Logorrhea

it is the solid log of shit that is followed by an abundance of diarrhea

I hope no one hears this Logorrhea poring out of my ass.

by shitshock September 20, 2019

political logorrhea

Cannot stop talking about politics, injects politics into any conversation regardless of topic.

John suffers from political logorrhea, he just brought up Trump into a conversation about music.

by John_Utah June 17, 2021

Logarrhea

A large amount of data being dumped into a computer's logs. Often this data is spurious and of poor quality, and hides the valuable information amongst the crap.

I was running apt-get and my screen was filled with logarrhea. I couldn't even tell if it worked or not.

by Davino August 21, 2008

logorrhea

Diarrhea that comes out as poo logs rather than runny slop.

"LOL Drew has logorrhea"
"shes going to be on the toliet all day better than Diarrhea though"

by andrexpooman98 April 14, 2014

lonerrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged frequently and in liquid form resulting from the feeling of loneliness. Primary lonerreah can occur in acute and chronic form and stems from the anxiety and irrational fear of remaining forever single. Flare ups most commonly occur in the evening and on holidays such as Valentine's Day and New Years Eve.

She missed the new years eve party due to a sudden episode of lonerrhea.

by Chloéé December 18, 2021

Laserrhia

diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects from every star wars movie you have ever seen!

I laserrhia'd so hard last night my head hit the cieling!

by derrick campanelli August 2, 2006